I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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