That's when you crack a 10am beer
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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