New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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