That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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