I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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