Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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