no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
