It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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