I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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