I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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