Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
bring money and cleavage
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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