Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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