it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I wish i was in the wii world.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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