they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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