quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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