Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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