Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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