quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Boobs are out for the taking
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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