So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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