I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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