That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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