So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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