Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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