i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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