And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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