How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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