pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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