Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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