Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
