i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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