The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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