He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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