if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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