hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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