Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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