So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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