I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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