your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You took a bar mat shot.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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