Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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