He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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