Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
