Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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