belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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