How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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