david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i drank out of a bidet.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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