I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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