I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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