I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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