okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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