We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My life is pants optional.
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